Ray talks fantasy football, nerds, washing his wife’s car. Rem and Ray discuss the problem with pumpkin patches. Ray almost gets evicted and Rem has a twitter fight with Scott Johnson. Dick of the Week including mowing the lawn at bad times and a Mexican Mayor being dragged behind a truck. Ray poops on a joke. Dick Tips, including the importance of Pizza Toppings. Thinking With Your Dickman and reviewing an entry from Mr. Porno Man. Rem talks Blizzard and Hong Kong