‘Thank god I’m handsome, so handsome!’ Not our words friends, the words of indie hit makers The Vaccines, in what now appears to be a fitting tribute to a Saints midfielder who appears to be being picked purely on that basis. You know who might be considered handsome by those who suffer from glaucoma? Your old pals Sam and Dan, so why not join them for Episode 77 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

We reflect on Saints’s tame 1-1 draw away at Kilmarnock, and do what we’d swore we’d never do a delve into the post-match manager discourse. Just where does Callum Davidson stand? Well, you can bet your bottom dollar that we fail to answer that big question.

We also have another 1-1 to dissect, as we cover the Saints Women’s clash with Boroughmuir Thistle at Riverside on Sunday, and have all the lowdown on that game from skipper Hannah Clarke, goalscorer Fern Newbigging and assistant gaffer Kev Candy.

Features? Baby, you know we’ve got features for you! The O’Boyle barrel is well and truly scraped as we play Saints Supermarket Sweep with Dan, we hit the small screen in this weeks Theme Team, and we are joined by Scott who is the latest to have a pop at working out just who Wendy is.

We’re also joined by our old pal and former Saints goalkeeping coach Dode Browning, who gives a very important message to all of us, we discuss the latest additions to Sam’s bulging sack with further wildly amazing additions to the prize bungle, and Dan talks us through a new charitable venture taking place on match days at McDiarmid.

Heading with Sam Miller! Bagging up with Danny Williams! Bootleg Art Garfunkel! Ah we’ve got it all, and it’d be bloody lovely if you’d join us for it. Get there!