This week Don and Dustin deliver a perfectly balanced episode, with drinks, travel, stats, and sports. We look at the bold college students, strange stat lines, immaculate innings, break dancing and stories of Lulu. Don't miss it!

Intro: Perfect Symmetry and absurdity (:30)

Drinks of the Day: Perfect Murkiness and Perfect Manhattans (10:00)

Opening Shots: Perfect Shots in College Football and MLB (15:30)

D4 Business: Millwall, FPL, DraftKings and Pick 'Em, and College Football scores (24:00)

Sports Roundup: NFL Week 1 roundup (47:00)

Last Call: US Open history and dominance (1:12:00), MVP vs. Backups (1:14:30), Immaculate Breaking (1:17:40)