It's a new year, but these are the same guys as ever, to prove it they kick off the year with a big misstep that Dane immediately regretted. Discussing their time off over the holidays and Pete relates his life to a forgotten Steve Martin vehicle, and Dane offers up a story of uninhibited Christmas joy. Elsewhere, the guys say definitively that it's time for the new, originals be damned, and have a few words for the sad individuals clinging to the past. Pete offers up a redesign for a local bakery, while Dane tries desperately to step back from sex robots before closing it out with Dane's LAME about 80's Dance Movies.