This week, we wonder why WNBA fans are sneaking — wait, what? — past the no-bag policy, explain why tariffs are the bad habit every country swears they hate but can’t quit, and ask why influencers keep crying in their cars. We relive the glory days of an internet giant before it finally signs off, sort of. Then we celebrate a peculiar bobble head day at Yankee Stadium, and side-eye the NFL for hiding games like they’re bootleg liquor. Plus, a sarcastic tour through Gaza, Russia, NATO, and the world’s most awkward arms deals—all in one caffeinated, slightly unhinged conversation.

This episode is produced by Daniel Anderson at Audio Alchemy Productions.