It's part one of an epic saga in which you get to vote! The gang creates their pets, including Josh's wheeled cat Jellybeans, Keaton's reverse centaur Jibs, Hank's (@arbyhotdog) radish headed son Hank's Son, Chelsea's (@legendofchelda) large sensitive bird Garrett, and Lauren's (@moongrudge) stylish firearm Denim Gun.

If you're listening to (and reading) this within the first 18 hours of posting, go to @punished_picnic on twitter and vote!