Well, with a black hole of news this week, this means plenty of time for OTHER stuff with Chip, Kirstie Bender, and Jeff Hardwick. The rumored Ducks 4th jersey, a terrible take on local team fandom, and gatekeeping for women in sports is the gist of it, but there's more. And oh yeah, the rocket thing will make sense. Just take the journey. Also, how much is a rocket, do you think?

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