(:00) Kyle's update and thunderstorms

(:07) Trending: Herpes outbreak @ Coachella - Kissing Bug kills your heart, literally - Big Bang Theory last episode taped - Instagram testing out hiding 'like' counts

(:23) Audio: Post office Customer Freak out

(:27) Audio: Kenny Chesney concert police scanner audio chaos

(:33) Comedians with bad catch phrases...

(:42) On This Day Nickelodeon History: Spongebob first aired 20 years ago today & Tiny Tim is creepy

(:46) Darwin Award

(:48) Breaking News: Star Wars actor Peter Mayhew passed away

(:50) Magic Birthday...Wrap up....

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