"Ah, that's your problem right there - soon as one of these little buggers learns how to swordfight, they're all cutting each other's heads off and quickening and whatnot, and before long you're gonna ruin your whole carpark with lightning. I can take care of it, but I'll need an ancient samurai sword and a fake Spaniard, so it's gonna cost you."

Also featuring:

- Samurai fights!

- Dickbag thieves!

- Enid Blyton fanfic

- A new means of explaining XP

- Hit Points, and why they need to stop

And many more. We adore you. Happy birthday.

- G+C