The boys go car shopping. An old friend returns. One of us (I won’t say who) conflates nineteenth-century treasure hunters with twenty first-century social scientists. And when I said “friend” earlier, I meant a van. Vans can be friends, right? ‘Course they can.

 

Episode ingredients: Count Salesula’s Car Castle, 2004 Nokia Parkour Tablet, introducing Next Week Tonight, Jerry Hot Dog, Archaeol-argument, and Meat Stripe Gum