This football season begins with the end of a dynasty. Tuscaloosa mourns the end of an era, but we’ll spare you the hour-long eulogy—nobody’s got time to sweep up the confetti. Join us for a droll dissection of life beyond the gridiron. We’ll slog through gerrymandering’s cartographic absurdities, unpack tariffs with the enthusiasm of a customs form, and ponder war and peace with all the gravitas of a halftime speech. Sean will offer insights as thrilling as an F-1 pit stop, while Epstein’s ghost somehow keeps hogging headlines. Tune in for a dryly amusing slog through football and the world’s chaos—because even when history ends, the podcast must go on.

This episode is produced by Daniel Anderson at Audio Alchemy Productions.