This week on Crouch Cinema Corner, things get a little chaotic—in the best way possible. We’re flipping the format because one of us didn't do their homework... and that's totally on purpose. Instead of a traditional review, this episode becomes a deep-dive conversation between one confused elder millennial (who opted for tea and fire-gazing over a cinema visit) and one brave soul who actually ventured into the pixelated madness that is A Minecraft Movie.

We break down the film’s wild box office success (it dethroned Mario), and unpack the movie's chaotic charm, Jack Black’s full-throttle Jack Black-ness, and Jason Momoa’s slapstick, washed-up '80s gaming legend performance. We try (and fail) to explain Minecraft’s game mechanics, marvel at Jennifer Coolidge dating a villager, and reflect on how this movie has turned into a Gen Alpha cult event—chicken jockeys, theatre riots, and all.

If you’re wondering whether you need to understand Minecraft to enjoy the movie… or whether Jason Momoa vanishing for 20 minutes should be considered a cinematic crime… this episode is for you.

Come for the confusion, stay for the chaos. 🎧 Press play and join us in the pixelated pandemonium.