On this episode we partake in one of the most scandalous scandals to ever in occur in Static Water history...cheating on our beloved Yerba Mate brand, Guayaki. Never fear! We are working women and soon will participate in our system of capitalism by buying one too many cans of Revel Berry. Anyways, no simp September? More like no simp forever! Sorry not sorry. Society needs to stop applauding men for doing the bare minimum. Oh, and society needs to stop saying sorry!