Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
Pregnant Florida woman punched in face at gender reveal partyBolivian sex workers using raincoats to keep 'safe'More pr0n consumption creates greater erectile dysfunction in European menPolice arrest naked Kentucky man who broke into home, ‘used mushrooms with Jesus’Defendant Dared Homeless Man to Do a Backflip for $6, Laughed and Filmed as He Suffered Fatal InjuryFish with luscious human lips and teeth perplexes, arouses social mediaBikini-clad woman says ‘Karen’ called her naked, demanded she ‘cover up’Utah Nonprofit Raises Over $100K Selling Penis-Print Face MasksBody found by railroad tracks turns out to be sex dollJapan police seek to stop yakuza handing out Halloween sweets to childrenSex Toy's Virtual Orgasm Coaching Service Gives New Meaning to TelehealthNSFW Paper Mario Easter egg is niceFor The First Time Ever, Astronomers Have Witnessed a Black Hole 'Blink'Penguins Can Shoot Their Poop 4 Feet, Which RulesPut a Pickle in Your Shitty BeerBaker uses female urine from public toilets to make ‘Goldilocks bread’Hybrid Fish Stuns Scientists As Two Species That Last Shared An Ancestor In The Jurassic Have Babies