In this Reel Bromance FaceOff, Andy and Matt square up for the ultimate bar brawl battle: the original 1989 Road House vs. the 2024 Jake Gyllenhaal remake.

Will Patrick Swayze’s Zen roundhouse philosophy triumph over Gyllenhaal’s shredded UFC rage?
Can Conor McGregor be contained by the laws of acting, gravity, or pants?

The bros break it all down—from monster trucks to throat rips, shirtless wisdom to neon chaos.
It’s a bro-to-bro bouncer beatdown with laughs, hot takes, and one burning question:

Which Dalton would you rather have watching your back in a bar fight?