The view from coward, do-nothing, phony Mayor Vinis' house: Ben deploys ancient deprogramming methods against imaginary Nascar cultist Republi-tards on a wild, boys only, three-day turkey joyride from Eugene to Pensacola: Trash parenting and toddlers who love leather daddies: Always presoak the business end of your (TM) Fleshlight for at least 20 minutes in warm petroleum jelly before a wild, boys-only, three-day turkey joyride: Plus, a little something extra for the Boomers.