Our gay-as-a-tennis-player florists, Sarah and Izzy ignore a fireworks display, kick gross Cooper in the nads and writhe around together on a very expensive pile of flowers. Gather your many Irishes, don your best nightie and entire tracksuit combo and lets go on a cute, gay romp around the borough of Camden!

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