A curious yet near-universal truth about existence is how far out of their way people will go to avoid perceiving it accurately. The history of mankind's economy is arguably a long history of drug transactions, and today we will delve into a few of those transactions. I want to open up right here to say that there are innumerable complexities about drug use and addiction that, for the sake of time and lack of expertise, we don't get into today. Instead, we go for a few quick tales for the sake of fun, which if you know anything about us should be no surprise.Today's episode involves breaking into funeral homes, cheating at sports and some uncomfortable facts about prisons. We are proud to say that we consistently teach our listeners, even if what we teach them is the true depths of depravity and horror that is the human soul. Yet we know how much more there is to learn. So for those of you with tales of your own, please reach out. The biggest benefit of doing this project is preserving the greatest of our listener's histories that would otherwise be lost like tears in so much acid rain. So please get in contact, and give us more fodder for uncomfortably distressing humor.