“The Earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever.” -Konstantin Tsiolkovsky

Welcome to part one of a mini-series covering the “Mass Effect” game series, a hallmark of gaming that revolutionized storytelling in the world of video games. Eric takes the wheel. Nigel gets particular about strip clubs. Austin crashes on the Highway to the Spoiler Zone.

Thank you to Arrowny Music for the use of our theme song "Clair de Lune: 8-bit Remix"