This week the Pauls move house so haven’t quite set up their ultimate recording situation – sorry – but make up for it by getting real angry trying to find the one good thing about Paul Blart Mall Blart 2 Blart, so there is a bit more swearing than normal. Kind of like listening to a podcast by two deaf old men arguing about a place they’ve never been but have just seen a scary-looking youth reading about it in a magazine, through a window, from a moving train. It's a Valentine's Day treat!

Featuring: Blart, the perfect cinematic experience, talking talking talking, blart, Paul’s extremely normal day job, blart, four good jokes, blart, blart, always always talking, laughing at others, blart, our five-star experience of the Wynn Resort, Las Vegas, some good old negging and blart blart blart.