Wherein your hosts talk about not extending Kris Russell, the power of words, how much we loved King Arthur (SPOILER: A LOT), why GotG2 wasn't as good as we'd hoped, why Tom Cruise is not Jack Reacher (#fakenews), goddamned Eddie Bondo, all the (other) Chrises, an alternate universe where Taylor Hall is still an Oiler, and which root vegetable best represents the characters of The Hunger Games.