In this episode we RETVRN, like Xenophon in Anabasis, after over a year on hiatus. We discuss, with our guest Serp Kerp (@PapistB on twatter), the case of Whitley Strieber, the famous UFOlogist, and his experience of being ANALLY PROBED by Greys. We talk at some length on his work on aliens and how it fits into the broader field of UFOlogy, with reference to his own metaphysical inclinations (evident most clearly in his recent book on Jesus Christ) and reflect on wat it means. Are they demons? Is Jacques Vallee not as smart as he seems? What should you do if you find yourself beheld by a Grey ayy lmao in the middle of the night? All these and more, on this exciting episode of DRAGON BALL Z Isildur's Shack.