Here in this presentation for universe TV I present a methodology around a diabolical crackpot scheme in which with the help of others and the universe put out the fires of Armageddon. Starting with my mom with a rumor I created that she is the evil emperor of lore. This was the foundation of which I made my thesis for presentation that rumor travels faster than the speed of light and with that was able to achieve speeds of 1.7 billion FTL here in San Francisco's Union square. My mom came up with some ideas to stop all of Armageddon in its tracks using a frying pan right upside the head. So now I present on the stage by example right now of this methodology