Let us gather in thanksgiving for the narrative blessings of our saviors Jesus of Nazareth, Peter Parker, and Eleanor Shellstrop, all people who had the world put on their shoulders and had to learn to deal with it. Give Kristen Bell all the Emmys, gosh darnit!! If there are any left over, give them to Ted Danson!! Bonus mini-review of whatever awful show is airing on NBC right before The Good Place -- no, we don't know what it's called, but we hate it.