You’ll won’t be surprised to hear us talking about someone’s butt, but you’ll never guess who’s butt it is! Plus, we critique an original(?) poem, figure out which tomato we are, and take a dive deep into the wretched hive of villainy and scum that is McDonaldland. 

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