Wherein your hosts talk for a LONG time (seriously, an hour) about books they loved, hated, and haven't read, why the term "well-read" is a lot of garbage, which trash male fictional character(s) they'd bang, why 'dickhole' is a great insult, what they'd sacrifice for Taylor Hall to return to Edmonton (the answer WILL surprise you), and which choking hazard candy they'd banish forever.