There are a couple of ways to look at everything I did to cut down on the amount of time I spent on upkeep and cleaning of my room. Either I was lazy, or highly efficient. I’d like to think I was the latter, but there were so many things I did in the Army that in the course of simply doing my job, I expended great amounts of energy doing. Being lazy when you could was an earned privilege.

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