You met her online. She seemed pleasant enough so you asked her out on a date & she said yes. You treat her to a nice dinner at a 3-star restaurant. She has 3 drinks. & 3 entrees. & dessert! You tally the cost in your mind: $333! & all you had was French fries! Making conversation, she asks you what your favorite podcast is & you say W3 Thr33 Tr0lls, much to your date’s horror. “But that’s ABLEIST!” she screeches. At the end of the night she is sauced on the drinks you bought her & she tells you to check your privilege when you go in for a kiss. The next morning she puts you on blast on social media, claims you touched her inappropriately; you didn’t touch her at all.  By afternoon you have been fired from your job. By evening your Facebook friends are down to zero. You never love again.