We welcome Pikey, the cutest Uber driver in LA to the show for a timely debate: should you go back home for the holidays? Plus we received a ton of fan gifts, and I'm pleased to announce that I AM NOW A LORD! EAT SHIT! You can hear the moment it happens when we're opening gifts near the end of the episode. Watch the video version here at Madcast Media Network YouTube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChMUFeIZ1l9uRJ4bIXuAKDg?sub_confirmation=1

Plus here's Rucka's appearance on The Rubin Report:

https://youtu.be/_snt45unyqY

Ya boy Mikey Bolts (https://www.youtube.com/user/michaelbalalis) is out for the holidays but back next week.

F*CK WHALES, is finally here! Order it now and send me your quotes / reviews / impressions. You're welcome.

http://amzn.to/2oiF2xi

Special thanks to Fabian, Juli B, Lord Matthew, Christian, Nicole, Candace and all the awesome fans who've sent us gifts this year. Keep them coming! This show has the best fans.

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Finally we round out the episode with a story of a fatass squirrel and a Santa skydiving stunt that goes wrong.

The voicemail number is: 1-562-58-I-RULE (1-562-584-7853).

Sources

US News - Fat squirrel steals chocolates - http://nypost.com/2017/10/26/man-enjoys-life-after-losing-3-foot-long-penis/

NY Post - Santa sucks at skydiving - http://ktla.com/2017/10/25/venice-woman-45-unexpectedly-gives-birth-after-not-realizing-she-was-pregnant/

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