Welcome to NBI: Social Distancing Edition - the first in our ongoing series of indefinite length where we record the show from each of our respective homes, because anything else would be a terrible idea! 

But boy howdy, do we still have some stories to tell. First, Gabriel brings us a tale of persistence in the face of all obstacles by that hero we don't need, Florida Man. Then, Zach completes the family portrait by bringing us a story of a Canadian boy winning a very peculiar prize.

Plus: real American dirtbags, giant conspiracies, Men of La Mancha, something to do with a Shelley poem, and unconventional ways to grab a Nintendo Switch.

Today’s Bad Ideas™:

Idea #1

Idea #2

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