THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:Princess Layup. Taylor Sith. Han So Slow. The Emperor’s New Moon Shoes. Darth Mom. Feta Bob. Jar Jar Binks, protocol droid. Abrahamakin Skywincoln. Aziz Ansari as Lando Calrissian. Grandmoff Tarkin. Chewblanka. Lando Cal Ripkin. An endless respawning horde of stormtroopers. Jabba the Hutt in the bed of a pickup truck being driven by Donald Trump. Manikin Skywalker. Charleston Chewbacca. THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:1. Who would you rather spend 1,000 years being digested in the Sarlacc Pit with?2. Who would make a better captain of the Star Ship Enterprise?3. Who would you rather watch beat Hayden Christensen to death?4.  Who would you rather have explain the meaning of Star Wars to you?