Trump pays tribute to the Almighty Glowing Orb, real Finnish girls “ride” fake horses, David French bemoans the feminization of all things, Texas man sues his date for texting during a movie, spite houses annoy neighbors around the world, and an obedient missionary threatens to enforce the rules at knifepoint.

Special Guest: Steve Blizin.

Links:

• Can somebody finally settle this question: Does water flowing down a drain spin in different directions depending on which hemisphere you're in? And if so, why? - Scientific American
• Paul Ryan Keeps It All in the Family - The New Yorker
• Melania Trump slaps President's hand away to say she won't be treated as a child, says body language expert | The Independent
• Melania Trump forgoes wearing headscarf in Saudi Arabia trip | Fox News
• Trump's Saudi trip: Thumbs up and other 'controversies' - BBC News
• White people - MrTechnicalDifficult
• A Horse Is a Horse, Except Sometimes It's a Hobbyhorse | Fast Forward | OZY
• Stupid shit My Friends Post: Unlearning Masculinity
• Higher Education “Gender Gap” Favors Women -- Feminization of Everything Fails Boys | National Review
• Hero sues internet date for texting during Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 · Newswire · The A.V. Club
• The Texas Man Who Sued a Woman For Texting During a First Date Explains his Lawsuit
• Spite Houses: 12 Homes Created With Anger and Angst - Curbed