Sam is pleased to finally see shaft, Tyler wants your guns, Dustin says some shit about AIDS, and Tommy has seen some ladies with large weiners.

We don’t really talk about this one. But it’s probably interesting.

Two things in life are certain: Beer and taxes.

Beer spreadsheet

The porn title spreadsheet

Thanks again to Dustin and Tommy! Check out their show, Anybody Listening.

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