The title of this episode is a decoy. 

This episode is not about Scorpions. 

The actual episode is about what I leaned about how to travel to Europe with your girlfriend in your mid 20’s. 

I have a good friend who’s a little younger than me and is going to Italy to meet his girl’s family soon, so I made him a travel guide with what I learned from doing a similar thing in my 20’s with this episode. 

I used a decoy title because if I named the episode about what it is actually about, his girl may see it and I want him to take full credit if he actually uses any of the ideas on his trip if he wants to.