Quicksand, Wally wants to profit off the homeless, eyebrows, being at the age where friends are dying, the creepiness of Fantasy Island, heart rate monitors on Olympics spectators, Circus of the Stars, Welcome Back Kotter and the White Shadow, Suits and other courtroom shows, Miss Maryland, doggy diapers, Jess’s dog gets skunked, emergency vets, delivery mistakes, Jess’s neighbor doesn’t know her name, are strip clubs and adult bookstores going out of style?, getting porn online, Tennessee’s outrageous liquor tax, dads and ordering fast food, cats, Wally and Chris blather on about some political stuff, the things Chris has done on a guard rail between two car doors, and blood tests in the car.