In this episode:

Michael Vick's suspension from the NFL due to dog fighting, chewed up Michael Vick football cards being auctioned off on eBay for $7,400, a get-rich-quick scheme, Owen Wilson's suicide attempt, Nicole Richie spending 82 minutes in jail for drunk driving, young celebrities behaving badly, Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO, celebrity deaths (Richard Jewell, thanks to www.deadoraliveinfo.com), insane media coverage (the O.J. Simpson murder trial, Baby Jessica, and the Centennial Olympic Park bombing), Jack Nicholson, New Jersey's geography, Hot Rod (2007) starring Andy Samberg, the Nintendo Wii and the Sony PlayStation 3, and Immortality Devices by Alex Chiu (www.alexchiu.com).

24 minutes - paunchstevenson.com