Another week, another hour!  This week we take a lot of tangents, but while doing so we learn about a guy that injected a person with semen while at the grocery store.  A woman finds out that her liver problems are because her bladder is making alcohol.  Meanwhile, in California, a guy steals a hearse with a corpse in it, and a student in Florida accidentally pepper sprays everyone in the gym because he thought he was using regular body spray.  Finally, a city in Italy finds wine coming out of their taps, which sounds like our kind of town. Welcome back to The Hour.