Wherein your hosts talk about the NHL Playoffs even though they don't care at all, the upcoming Alberta election and why you should exercise your democratic rights, why a book about Dracula doesn't need fictional letters from fictional characters to move the plot along, what sorts of things not to say at a party, why birthdays are important-ish, why a sircom starring Joel Embiid would not be funny, and whether or not Jamie Benn will let his team down in the playoffs.