THIS EPISODE'S CHARACTERS:Nick Cage - dinosaur skeleton. Obama with all the guns. Beep Borp droid. Dog with ham on its face. President Justin Timberlake. An ISIS froyo stand teen. A hapless Malaysia Airlines public relations expert. Scarlet Witch (the girl that does the red stuff). Cam, Nash, and Jay as drones. Monkey Ryan Seacrest. The Big Friendly Giant. President half-eaten thing of Rolaids. Baby New You. Ronda Rousey. A white student union. Axl Rose.THIS EPISODE'S BATTLES SCENARIOS:1. Who would better handle the following 2016 catastrophe?2. Who would you rather have buy sex from us?3. Who will dominate 2016?4. Who would win a leap frog competition with themselves?