You think that your moustache is trendy!

You think your Kicker boots are too!

Got you Kangol and your fleece, got Ben Sherman on for weeks!

We can tell Dundee’s the team for you!

Not a stylish bunch are they those Dundonians? Well you needn’t worry about them, you’re a stylish Saintee, so come along and join your favourite stylish duo for Episode 85 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

So, a rarity this week in that, aside from planning Betfred booze-ups in Stirling, we have literally no football to talk about. Not a kick. So we’re going big time, good time heavy on the features, baby!

Shiver me timbers! We have a pirate-based, long-awaited return of George O’Boyle in The Royal, and Saintsmaster also returns as perennial Dan substitute Sam Porritt turfs up to try and topple the Universe Joss at the top of the leaderboard.

We also delve once again into the weird world of the Old Firm for this weeks Club Shop of Shame, and we rattle through your bountiful entries for our pub-based Theme Team.

Away day logistics with Sam Miller! The Limited Edition Danny Williams! Philip Schofield! It’s all going off, so get yourselves comfy and come and give it a listen.