Alright, soldier, listen up! Men at Work (1990) is a tale of two slack-jawed garbage men, Carl and James, who stumble upon a conspiracy involving illegal toxic waste dumping. But they don’t know what they’re doing—so that’s where I come in.

I play Louis Fedders, a Vietnam vet who’s seen things that would make your hair turn white. When these two knuckleheads find a dead city councilman in a trash can, they panic. But I keep them in line, because there are sacred things in this world you don’t mess with—one of them happens to be another man’s fries.

What follows is a chaotic, action-packed mess of kidnappings, shootouts, and pizza-related hostage situations. And through it all, I make sure these boys don’t get themselves killed.

Stay sharp, stay disciplined, and never touch another man’s fries.