Happy Monday all! Today we bring you tales of two Manchesters, both alike in indignity. Like… we cannot stress highly enough the indignity.

First, we head to Manchester, New Hampshire, where Gabriel brings us a story of noise pollution enforcement taken to the extreme - obviously we turn it into a time-traveling romantic comedy. Then, Sarah pops us over to Manchester, England, where there’s such a high volume of partying, we of course can't help but repurpose it into a bizarre and terrifying hostage crisis.

Plus: a Kate and Leopold situation, a germ’s best friend, a new role for Nathan Fillion, a Netflix show for the Darwin Awards, and 76 centimeters of sword.

Today’s Bad Ideas™:

Idea #1

Idea #2

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