You awaken in a dark cave, gasping for air as you emerge from a pool of cool blue water. You're alone, it's cold, but you feel like you've slept for a hundred years. You go to leave the cave but, GASP, there are dozens of obstacles and monsters in your way. In desperation, you search the ground for a tool. You find a stone tablet from which light pours at your very touch. The light swirls on the tablet until it says in bold, ancient letters "Tomorrow Episode 85 featuring Polygon's Editor in Chief, Chris Grant." Your memories come swirling back to you. You're a hero who fights to save the realm. You love Josh Topolsky. You can overcome the fantastic and ancient obstacles and puzzles that have been stacked in your way. All you need is a sword, a shield, and episode 85. Don't worry princess, you're on your way.

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