Ever wondered what happens when Superman (George Reeves) swaps his cape for a sales pitch or Uncle Sam?

In this obscure 1954 short film, Stamp Day for Superman, Superman busts a burglar who is basically just a guy who didn't have a budget, and Lois Lane gets snagged by his accomplice (who literally just asks her to come get captured, to which she obliges).

The moral of the story? Kids should support our country by buying US Savings Stamps!