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Episode 85: The Micro-Whip II, SON of Micro-Whip!
Golly-gee whittakers, it’s the return of the Micro-Whip, ya’ll! That’s right; your all-time, number-one, best-ever source for the latest and greatest in weird news content has gone BITE-SIZED once again! Same great bizarre flavor, but now in an easy-to-binge morsel format! To that end, we’ve shrunk things down to focus on Dr. Phil’s odd story o’the week: a strange piece of satire out of Washington featuring the not-at-all washed up dynamic duo B-team of Dean Cain and Kristy Swanson as they tear into a few FBI agents at a table read people had to pay for! Huh…
BUT FIRST!
Phil ALSO brought a fast-paced SCIENCE! segment wherein he rapidly reveals the weirdest real-life X-men-style mutation cropping up in modern humanity courtesy of crappy phone-gazing posture! Evolution has never been more depressing…hooray!
AND! In Three for the Road, a valedictorian lays the smackdown on unhelpful educators, booty slapping is the NEXT next-big-thing in Russia, a sliver of Norway moves to cancel time itself, and even more bewildering headlines from ‘round this funny little marble of ours.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again, but NOW try while listening to…the WHIPAROUND!
LINKS:
Humans Are Growing Weird, Bone Spikes on Their Skulls. Smartphones May Be the Culprit.
"FBI Lovebirds" Is D.C. Satire at Its Best
Valedictorian delivers scorched-earth graduation speech
'Booty Slapping Championships' in Russia after face slapping success
Drunk woman caught driving toy truck on road told cop she was wrestler
Catholic Bishop Wants to Drop Holy Water Out of a Helicopter in Mass Exorcism
New Jersey Woman Arrested After Booze-Filled Rampage At Airbnb During Nashville Bachelorette Party
Norway island wants to be world's first time-free zone
Our Latest Game’s Homepage!
CONTACT US:
Follow along! Laugh and laugh and laugh:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thewhiparound/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWhiparound
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheWhiparoundPodcast/
Or email us at [email protected]
Talk to Your Hosts!
Dave DiOrio:
Twitter & Instagram: @fat_lobster
Shaun Hayes:
Twitter: @theshaunhayes1
Instagram: @shaunathos_b_hayes
Phil La Porta:
Twitter: @PRL_Alchemist
Jill Yapsuga:
Instagram: @illsugar
TAGS: Comedy, news, science, weird, podcasts, macabre, theater, mutations, play, scandal, special
**Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**
***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**
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By The Whiparound
4.8
3232 ratings
Golly-gee whittakers, it’s the return of the Micro-Whip, ya’ll! That’s right; your all-time, number-one, best-ever source for the latest and greatest in weird news content has gone BITE-SIZED once again! Same great bizarre flavor, but now in an easy-to-binge morsel format! To that end, we’ve shrunk things down to focus on Dr. Phil’s odd story o’the week: a strange piece of satire out of Washington featuring the not-at-all washed up dynamic duo B-team of Dean Cain and Kristy Swanson as they tear into a few FBI agents at a table read people had to pay for! Huh…
BUT FIRST!
Phil ALSO brought a fast-paced SCIENCE! segment wherein he rapidly reveals the weirdest real-life X-men-style mutation cropping up in modern humanity courtesy of crappy phone-gazing posture! Evolution has never been more depressing…hooray!
AND! In Three for the Road, a valedictorian lays the smackdown on unhelpful educators, booty slapping is the NEXT next-big-thing in Russia, a sliver of Norway moves to cancel time itself, and even more bewildering headlines from ‘round this funny little marble of ours.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again, but NOW try while listening to…the WHIPAROUND!
LINKS:
Humans Are Growing Weird, Bone Spikes on Their Skulls. Smartphones May Be the Culprit.
"FBI Lovebirds" Is D.C. Satire at Its Best
Valedictorian delivers scorched-earth graduation speech
'Booty Slapping Championships' in Russia after face slapping success
Drunk woman caught driving toy truck on road told cop she was wrestler
Catholic Bishop Wants to Drop Holy Water Out of a Helicopter in Mass Exorcism
New Jersey Woman Arrested After Booze-Filled Rampage At Airbnb During Nashville Bachelorette Party
Norway island wants to be world's first time-free zone
Our Latest Game’s Homepage!
CONTACT US:
Follow along! Laugh and laugh and laugh:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thewhiparound/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheWhiparound
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheWhiparoundPodcast/
Or email us at [email protected]
Talk to Your Hosts!
Dave DiOrio:
Twitter & Instagram: @fat_lobster
Shaun Hayes:
Twitter: @theshaunhayes1
Instagram: @shaunathos_b_hayes
Phil La Porta:
Twitter: @PRL_Alchemist
Jill Yapsuga:
Instagram: @illsugar
TAGS: Comedy, news, science, weird, podcasts, macabre, theater, mutations, play, scandal, special
**Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**
***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**