This week, our roving reporter is back from SDCC 2015. After attempting to report the sad passing of an industry titan, it quickly becomes apparent we can't do "serious". The battle for air time is on between Captain Vain's penis and Captain Jack's lips. If you're gonna lose $100, you better hope suds are involved. Strollers? At a con? OH, HELL NO! Maybe at a Steel Panther show.