WE'RE BACK, BABY! Season three of Cheap Smut is kicking off with those cozy monster vibes we love and appreciate, and the object of our affection this week isBowling With Bigfootby Eden Crowe. We didn't make any "gutter ball" jokes because we respect our listeners, but boy did we want to!

Book Description

Hazel Reed considers Bigfoot, better known as Eric “Big E” Sasqui, to be her mortal enemy. She thought she’d never have to deal with her annoying, academic rival again after graduation. But sure enough, ten years later, he’s her biggest competition on the bowling alley lanes. Her life is stressful enough without the towering hunk hanging around.

When sparks between them start to fly, Hazel will have to confront the secrets she’s spent years keeping, including knowing just who is responsible for a leaked photo that ruined Eric’s life. But is the lifelong theater nerd ready for how the former jock will react?

There’s nothing Eric desires more than being able to live his life in the open, not having to hide his true Sasquatch form, but life got a whole lot harder when a tabloid photo of him put the public eye on Mistwood. Bowling helps him escape his overbearing family, but there’s also the added plus that it puts him in close proximity to the curvy girl who always caught his eye back in high school.

When Eric concocts a plan to help Hazel with the struggles she’s been hiding, he’ll put her acting abilities to the test and turn them both into a viral sensation on the spicier side of the internet. What happens when the two find that they’re no longer playing for profit and instead falling fast for their former opponent? Are the pins split against them? Or does Bigfoot have the balls to roll for romance while there’s plenty of heat to spare?

Triple T's

TRIGGERS:mentions of death/loss/grief, discussion of opiate addiction, overdose, and rehab, debt and money, digital sex work, fat main character and depictions of self-shame.

TROPES:F/M cis/het romance human/sasquatch, cozy romance supernatural small town, enemies to lovers, sports rivals (bowling).

TITILLATIONS:sasquatch, sasquatch’s dick, fat woman gets railed, sex outdoors, some primal play (run, little Bunny,) light choking, biting, exhibitionism/voyeurism/filmed sex. 

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