And interview with Jeff Ihaza. Prep time: 69 minutes To bake Episode 87, you will need: 1 Joshua Topolsky 1 Outline writer 4 teaspoon socialism 2 scoops of intelligence 3 Bernie Sanders flyers 1 handful Philidelphia dirt Conspiracy theories to taste Texas toast Combine all ingredients but Texas toast and Conspiracy theories into a mash, adding fire and stirring the pot constantly. Cook for an hour. When witty and complex, spread a thick layer onto Texas toast. Sprinkle conspiracy theories to taste. Serves: One podcast audience. Cook's note: To ensure safety, check that audiences are not allergic to common sense, hilarious banter.

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