Summer's almost over and you still haven't bothered to get your beach bod together; what you have this year could be considered more of a beached whale bod. You wanted to hit the beach this summer so badly but you could never get up the courage to throw on your swimsuit and wade out into the tide...that is until you saw a body positive clip on YouTube! Fuck it, you said! I am going to the beach and I am enjoying the rest of the summer and I don't give a damn who sees me doing it! Climbing off your massive reinforced bed you collapse in a heap: heart attack. You turn summertime blue. The waves crash, the sun sets, life goes on without you.