On this episode, Sam, TC and Mel chat about the typical teenage (and slightly codependent) relationship between Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson. Were they in love? Was it a one-sided affair? Why didn’t they get married? Listen and decide!

Don’t forget to visit our social medias to answer this episode’s Show Host Question: Which Hogwarts Professor would you want as your personal tutor?*** Spoilers, Adult Language, Adult Themes **** Music note:Tinder profile music is from "You Can Leave Your Hat On" by Joe Cocker, and the theme song uses a portion of "Modern Major General" from The Pirates of Penzance.

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